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You
know you work in a mad lab when... |
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Old
Chemists never die, they just...
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| You
know you work in a mad lab when... |
| R.
Thies, OR |
You
know you work in a mad lab when... |
everyone
spends their breaks lining up their glassware into neat little
rows
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| B.
Nicholas, FL |
You
know you work in a mad lab when... |
the
soxhlet extraction apparatus is used to make the coffee. |
| B.
Moy |
You
know you work in a mad lab when... |
your
Analytical Staff starts to sings, "Oh Bla De, Oh Bla Da",
while performing their analyses. |
| B.
Campbell, OH |
You
know you work in a mad lab when... |
the
rats are running experiments on you! |
| C.
Cassada, NE |
You
know you work in a mad lab when... |
you
and your co-workers draw names to see who gets to be designated
Wacky Scientist of the Week. |
| H.
Gong, PA |
You
know you work in a mad lab when... |
Valium
is on the periodic table hanging on the wall.
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| L.
Robinson, TX |
You
know you work in a mad lab when... |
everyone
cheers at the sound of breaking glassware especially when it is
dirty. |
| M.
Etmund, NE |
You
know you work in a mad lab when... |
the
sleeves of your lab coat wrap all the way around and tie in the
back. |
| P.
Lorey Jr., NY |
You
know you work in a mad lab when... |
your
idea of fun is throwing balloons filled with nitric acid off the
roof. |
| R.
Fowler, VA |
You
know you work in a mad lab when... |
the
chemical fumes make you imagine that you are traveling in a 1972
VW Camper to a Woodstock concert |
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| Old
Chemists never die, they just... |
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| M.
Settell |
Old
Chemists never die, they just... |
slowly
achieve equilibrium in a dilute formaldehyde solution |
| K.
Mitchell of VA |
Old
Chemists never die, they just... |
stop
breaking lab glassware |
| J.
Yoshimoto of NV |
Old
Chemists never die, they just... |
barium
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| F.
F. Moore of TX |
Old
Chemists never die, they just... |
become
unstable and spontaneously combust!!! |
| Kinetico
Analytical Lab |
Old
Chemists never die, they just... |
Gain
mass and lose their charge |
| L.
H. Lawson of FL |
Old
Chemists never die, they just... |
have
negative minimum detection limits! |
| D.
Lapham of NY |
Old
Chemists never die, they just... |
Radiationlessly
deactivate to a better quantum state |
| F.
Patterson of TX |
Old
Chemists never die, they just... |
run
out of solutions !!
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| C.
Rettiger |
Old
Chemists never die, they just... |
precipitate
out of the solution called life |
| L.
Vitale of IL |
Old
Chemists never die, they just... |
change
their stoichiometry
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